As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life

 

As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life In 2019, Remember:

 

1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart have written an impressive new book. It's called 

"Ministers Do More Than Lay People."

 

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.


 

3. The difference between the Pope   and your boss   is, the Pope only expects

you to kiss his ring.


 

4. My mind works like lightning - one brilliant flash and it's gone.


 

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

 

 

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled

and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.


 

7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and

handling, too.

 

8. A husband is someone who , after taking the rubbish out, gives the impression

that he just cleaned the whole house.


 

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large rubbish

bin can.

 

 

10.   Definition of a teenager?

God's punishment.....for enjoying sex.


 

And, as you slide down that Banister of Life.....

you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way.

 

 

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