Confessions...

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.                

 

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”

 

The rabbi responded: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”

 

The priest then asked: "Have you ever eaten pork?”

 

To which the rabbi replied: “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”

 

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

 

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest: "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”

 

The priest replied: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”                              

 

The rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”

 

The priest replied: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”

 

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silently thinking for a few minutes.

 

Finally, the rabbi said: "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

 

 

 

Do what other don't, save a life. From all of us, Thank you.
Taste the difference between a cup of tea and saving a life. From all of us, Thank you.
With a couple of clicks and a few Euro you can save a life, if you don't do it it's because you don't want to. From all of us, Thank you.
To save a life there is no minimum, give what you want. From all of us, Thank you.
In this App Store you can save a life for 99 cents, but if you want to you can pay 1 Euro. From all of us, Thank you.
Save a life & look at yourself in the mirror, you'll see the difference. From all of us, Thank you.
You pay less saving a life than you would for a doughnut. From all of us, Thank you.
Give 1 Euro, win a fife. Who can give more?. From all of us, Thank you.
To give 1 or 2 Euro, you really don't need to think so much. From all of us, Thank you.
Every 5 seconds a child dies of hunger, you can't save them all but you can one. From all of us, Thank you.
To save a child from certain death by starvation, is priceless. You can do it here for a couple of Euros. From all of us, Thank you.
MEDICOS SIN FRONTERAS - QUIERO HACER UNA DONACIÓN Save the Children Amnistia Internacional

CRUZ ROJA Española - QUIERO HACER UNA DONACIÓN

wwf - QUIERO HACER UNA DONACIÓN